Funny Happy Monday Greetings

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Funny Happy Monday Greetings

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Funny Monday Messages & Images

 

I have finally realized that Mondays last 50% longer than any other day of the week.

 

The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning….it is called “Waking Up”.

 

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.

 

Hey Monday – I have a question for you: why are you always back here so quickly? Don’t you have any hobbies?

 

So, Monday, We meet again! We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.

 

Ah, Monday. So, we meet again. I see that my team of blue ninjas failed to finally take you out.

 

Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having a small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.

 

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Dear Mondays, I really hate to say this, but it’s just not working out between us. You’re not my type. I’m a Saturday kind of gal. Please leave.

 

If we all band together and don’t show up for work tomorrow, we could put an end to this ‘wake up on Monday’ nonsense once and for all. Spread the word.

 

Dear Monday, I think it’s time we break up. I’m still seeing Tuesday, and I can’t stop dreaming of Friday.

 

On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.

 

Here are three horrible facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow isn’t Friday either. Even the day after tomorrow isn’t Friday.

Dear Monday Quotes

 

Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.

 

Alright, Monday – how about you go about your business, and I’ll go about mine? Let’s just agree to disagree, and all of this will be over soon.

 

 

Monday isn’t so bad if you: skip work, get hammered, join a gang, get a piercing, bang a hooker, and buy a giraffe. It’s Tuesday that sucks.

 

Life offers you so many doors, it is up to you which to open and which one to close.

 

Start a new week, you are unstoppable, invincible, and powerful today!

 

You can dislike Monday on only two occasions: when you had a really fun-filled weekend or when you have boring work that you don’t want to go to. Since the arrival of Monday is unavoidable we offer you a selection of quotes. Maybe they’ll help you meet a new week with optimism and have a happy Monday!

 

Have a blessed Monday, remember that it is the first day without mistakes.

 

Funny Happy Monday Greetings – Monday Images

 

Let this Monday be the beginning of the week, full of new opportunities, and kept promises.

 

The art of being happy incorporates the ability to see beauty everywhere and to be able to enjoy simple things. Start your Monday with this art.

 

Funny Happy Monday Greetings
Funny Happy Monday Greetings

 

Don’t waste your time, Monday is a new opportunity to change your life for the best. Have a nice Monday!

 

Meet a new Monday and remember that happiness is a choice, you are as happy as you decide to be.

 

It is Monday, so wake up & shine! Let a disarming smile and kindness in your heart will be your armor today.

 

Let your Monday be filled with unbearable happiness and joy! Happy Monday!

 

Keep going to your aim even if it is Monday.

 

Life offers so many great choices, all you have to do is to see them.

 

Meet this Monday with positive thoughts and you won’t face negative things throughout the week.

 

 

 

Feel good vibes today and let them guide you. Have a nice Monday.

 

Monday is a perfect day for the expansion of the boundaries and the implementation of all plans.

 

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Keep your heart open for kindness and mercy, remember that God is always with you. Happy Monday!

 

Let the best accomplishments wait for you today! Good morning!

 

Good morning, meet the first day of the week with a smile and it will respond to you the same in return.

 

Funny Happy Monday Greetings – Monday Images

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